Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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