Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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