i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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