Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I seem to have left my pride at pride
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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