i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
We need to get me chipped asap
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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