yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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