evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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