I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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