just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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