some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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