Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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