Do you still have your period?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Sext me about skeletons
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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