I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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