singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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