yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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