she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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