i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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