stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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