you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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