My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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