She announced her abortion via fbk
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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