That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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