Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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