operation have a gay friend backfired
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'd cum for enchiladas.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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