I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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