long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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