I CAN MOONWALK!
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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