My boss' voice literally gives me gas
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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