I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize