How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
That reminds me...we need to get swords
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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