I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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