i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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