Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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