On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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Just high enough for therapy.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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