i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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