I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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