Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Randomize