what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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