it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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