Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You pole danced in your parka.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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