fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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