Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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