Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I know her cup size but not her name....
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