For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Are we still banned from the library?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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