I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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