i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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