Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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