We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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