she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We left the knife in your bed.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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