and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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